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I wanted to ensure a safe, happy, and above all else, healthy Halloween

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The crowd watched the silly man run into an invisible wall and fall down holding his nose in mock pain, then grab an invisible rope, scale the invisible wall of the invisible building, and finally stick out his tongue at them at the top in mid air

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I was pissing

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“There’s always a chance for redemption or another sleight of hand”.

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I ask my mom to check in the closet for monsters.

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My son said there was a monster in his closet.

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What did the waiter say to the nazi?

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I've started a charity that sends overweight children to the forest.

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I woke up and saw meteors falling from the sky.

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"Hey, I don't think you should eat that taco!" My dad said

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I wanted to ensure a safe, happy, and above all else, healthy Halloween	1
The crowd watched the silly man run into an invisible wall and fall down holding his nose in mock pain, then grab an invisible rope, scale the invisible wall of the invisible building, and finally stick out his tongue at them at the top in mid air	1
I was pissing	1
“There’s always a chance for redemption or another sleight of hand”.	1
I ask my mom to check in the closet for monsters.	1
My son said there was a monster in his closet.	1
What did the waiter say to the nazi?	1
I've started a charity that sends overweight children to the forest.	1
I woke up and saw meteors falling from the sky.	1
"Hey, I don't think you should eat that taco!" My dad said	1